I'm just getting started.

admhawthorne:

insanetwin:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

HOLY shit girl

(Source: sandandglass, via reparteeist)

heytinafey:


gupta
mhm
mhm
mhm
the queen is coming 

heytinafey:

gupta

mhm

mhm

mhm

the queen is coming 

(via greys-anatomy-life)

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via lord-of-the-nerds)

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

(via lord-of-the-nerds)

that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

(Source: zealous-scribbler, via nopantsparade)

just-dazed:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.

just-dazed:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.

(via mozellmemorieszv)

flirtyseduction:

Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn’t be okay with if you did it.

(via notdoingmywork)

foxsfandom:

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

…YOU sir are being kind of rude by not accepting, “I’m not interested” and “yes I’m sure I’m gay” ugh, some guys, seriously :(

(Source: suprenaturals)