I'm just getting started.

americachavez:

to all the young babies who follow me:

hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

(via alwaysthestars)

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”
— (via bewwbs)

(via le-depre)

Don’t mind me, just growing out my rope beard.

Don’t mind me, just growing out my rope beard.

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

(via slytherliz)

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via reparteeist)

Who are the badass women that inspire you? Lena Headey, who plays Cersei on Game of thrones.

(Source: sansasnark, via hangofthursdays)

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(via officialleftshoe)